The Most Manly Openings for White (no girls allowed)

Obviously 1. E4 is the most manly while 1. D4 is the most effeminate, estrogen-rich, and girly opening (least manly).

The next most strong manly openings are certainly 1. Nf3 and 1. Nc3. The only top masters I see dismiss 1. E4 and 1. Nc3 speak with very lispy-effeminate inflections.

At least this is for classical games.

Obviously the most strong and manly opening in bullet is the transvestite attack while for blitz of course it is the bong cloud which sprouts new chest hair.

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